Archive from October, 2005
Oct 14, 2005 - General    No Comments

Update

I have moved err0r.net to a new host. No more domain forwarding to tg007.net. It’s a stand alone now. Due to tg007 host being mysql 4.1.1 and the new host being v4.0 I didn’t copy the database over completely. As i don’t have shell access to tg007 i could do a convert to 40 mysqldump so I just moved it physically. If anyone has gone through this before you know 4.11 uses a different charset feature that doesn’t jive with mysql 4.0. Anyways the only thing I didn’t move was comments and users. As there were only 7 users I don’t see that as much of a problem. Same with comments. There were only a few. If you are interested in signing up to comment again you may do so. On a brighter note, I really like the new host :).

Oct 14, 2005 - General    No Comments

The Secret of Life is Chicken?

Discussion of chicken as life in chatsusa.

err0r: i have determined that all life derives from the chicken
Maria : lol
err0r: 85% of all animals taste similar to chicken
Maria : lol
Maria : kangaroo dont
Maria : :p
_ayth_ : yeah but what came first the chicken or the egg
err0r: the chicken
Maria : together :P
err0r: on the first day god created the chicken and he saw that it tasted good and was pleased
_ayth_ : lmao
Maria : lol
Maria : what about humans :|
err0r: now how could any god have an animal that tasted so good but no one to enjoy it and marvel at his creation
err0r: so mankind was created
Josh : bbs
err0r: and we couldn’t have just one group of people
err0r: we needed many
err0r: all to cook chicken in different ways
err0r: so the secret to life is chicken
err0r: but don’t tell
Maria : lol
_ayth_ : pmsl
Josh(~tawny@afewzsxmpafe) Has Left the conversation.
err0r: see first came man
Maria : :)
Maria : then err0r
Maria : :p
err0r: but man would just eat the chicken raw.. he had no class
err0r: so the woman was created to make the man understand the quality of chicken and all it’s splender
deadmonkey goes back to her corner
err0r thinks monkey is jealous of the chicken
_ayth_ : minks no error telling us a story
err0r: in the chicken we can find everything we need to know of life
Maria : lol
err0r: we should make the most out of every aspect of life
err0r: just like mcdonalds makes the most out of every aspect of the chicken
_ayth_ will look at her chooks in a new light now:D
err0r: you have to enjoy the good ( white meat ) along with the bad ( dark meat ) whole ying/yang
deadmonkey(~deadmonkey@tbpyropdpsbo) Has Left the conversation.
err0r: i see monkey is afraid to embrace the chicken
err0r: it’s ok some are not ready for it
err0r: see the chicken is the only animal loved by all people yet worshipped by none
err0r: no one considers chicken a divine creature because they know the chicken is only what a chicken is meant to be
err0r: i’m surprised more people haven’t caught on to this
============================
!!!! Disconnected !!!!
============================
Session Close: Tue Oct 04 22:27:01 2005
Session Start: Tue Oct 04 22:27:35 2005
Session Ident: #[GN]TheLobby

#[GN]TheLobby : Who is your chat partner? Take a look here: http://www.chatsusa.com/info/_gn_thelobby.html
picker : let’s see…if we put it to music, maybe we could get us a pop hit
Maria : lol poor err0r on dialup :p
err0r: see what i mean
picker : wb chicken lover
err0r: the government doesn’t want the secret of the chicken to get out
picker : the govt certainly does
err0r: that’s why there are such strict rules governing the processing of chickens
picker : the secret now is they are carriers of bird flu
err0r: what the chicken giveth the chicken can also taketh
picker : probably will have to slaughter all the chickens in the world to prevent humanity
from dying out
_ayth_ : nooooooooooooooo
_ayth_ : my poor babies
err0r: well if you had followed my statements the chicken was the first so it would stand to reason it would be the last
picker : you are safe south of the quator on your island, ayth
err0r: gods tool of life shall be his tool of death
picker : just need an import restriction on anything with feathers
err0r: see how that all fit nicely in a box with a pretty ribbon on it

Oct 14, 2005 - General    No Comments

A new host ( again )

We are changing hosts again in the very near future. We have been with globat for over a year now. First I’ll say some good things about them. They have twenty four hour seven day a week live support. Is that enough for the good things? Cause that’s about it. The site suffers from frequent server resets. Uptime is awful. Load time makes me want to puke. When I complain they say they notice no slow load time when they visit the site. Which maybe true. The load time is so wacky. One minute it’s less than a sec. Next minute it’s well over 24 secs. Now they can claim it’s my coding ( funny how it’s the same on html only pages as well), but I can see the server load stats. They are hosting wayyyy too many sites on one server. All sharing the same mysql. It’s overloaded to say the least. They act like I can’t check these sort of things. Like I can’t view how many sites are hosted on the same server. Like I can’t view the load times. I really liked globat in the beginning and I truly believe they are a very dedicated company. They are constantly offering new/better features but if your site loads like old people screw it’s all worthless. So anyways, globat your days of hosting tg007.net are numbered.

Pages:«1234»