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Feb 13, 2008 - Funny    No Comments

Movie in the works

A little while ago I posted a video staring Mike O’Connell and KenJeong as Million Dollar Strong sing’s What’s it gonna be. I thought the video was hilarious. Now i’ve seen where they are planning a movie based on the characters. I’ll have to see that lol.

By TATIANA SIEGEL

MTV Films is bringing the YouTube phenomenon Million Dollar Strong to the bigscreen, with Todd Phillips aboard to produce.

Mike O’Connell and Ken Jeong, who star as the duo Million Dollar Strong in the satirical musicvid “What’s It Gonna Be?” — a favorite on YouTube and Will Ferrell’s Funnyordie.com — are set to star in the MTV comedy. O’Connell is penning the screenplay with Peter Kline.

Story revolves around the meteoric rise of a delusional rapper (O’Connell) and his Asian foreign exchange student friend (Jeong) as they take on the hip-hop world.

Clay Allen helmed the viral video, but no director is attached yet for the film version.

Management 360 is producing as well. Todd Phillips Co.’s Scott Budnick exec produces.

Will Russell-Shapiro and Scott Aversano are overseeing for MTV.

Phillips has several producing projects in development, including “Psycho Funky Chimp” at Paramount Pictures and “Man-Witch” at Warner Bros. Pictures.

O’Connell is a standup comedian who recently shot Fox pilot “The Right Now Show.” Jeong, who most recently appeared as the doctor in “Knocked Up” and is filming Fox 2000′s “All About Steve,” is a real-life M.D.-turned-actor.

Read the full article at:
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117972056.html

Feb 1, 2008 - Funny    No Comments

Ha the chicken song

Sep 25, 2007 - Funny    No Comments

This could rival my chicken origin theory

Got if from myspace:

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that
he must first deal with the problem on “THIS” side of the road before it
goes after the problem on the “OTHER SIDE” of the road.

What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his
CURRENT” problems before adding “NEW” problems.

____________________________________________________
OPRAH:
Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is
why he wants to cross this road so bad.

So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a
part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the
road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

____________________________________________________
GEORGE W BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road.

We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.

The chicken is either against us, or for us.

There is no middle ground here.
____________________________________________________
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road…

____________________________________________________
ANDERSONCOOPER – CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not
yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

___________________________________________________
JOHN KERRY:< /B>
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!

It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions.

I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
___________________________________________________
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY!
You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

____________________________________________________
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

____________________________________________________
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going .

I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the
price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

____________________________________________________
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

_________________________
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
____________________________________________________
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
___________________________________________________
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening
to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how
it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.
____________________________________________________
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together,&n bsp;in peace.

____________________________________________________
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
____________________________________________________
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads,

but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.

Internet Explorer is a integral part of eChicken.

This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^( C .. ..reboot.
________________________________________________
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
____________________________________________________
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.

What is your definition of chicken?
___________________________________________________
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
____________________________________________________
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
__________________________________________________
DICK CHENEY:
Where’s my gun?
_____________________________________________
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

Aug 15, 2007 - Funny    No Comments

The local bar perv

Warning adult language

Aug 14, 2007 - Funny    No Comments

Hey There Delilah spoof

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