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Poker addiction voyeur only?

err0r — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:38:29 +0000

I have become addicted to poker. Watching poker on TV that is. More often than not my tv is tuned into the world series of poker on espn. Doesn’t seem to matter if I’ve seen the episode before. I am intrigued not with the game but rather the people and emotion. If you want reality tv then you can do no better than this show. In most cases the people have put up a pretty decent amount of money to enter with hopes of making bigger money. The field are grown massively over the past few years as the popularity of the show as grown. It amazes me how these people act. The raw emotion. I watch religiously. The other show I watch ( which honestly I like even more ) is high stakes poker on the gameshow network. This show is about a private game between some of the top/well known poker pros. Watching the egos and the outbursts really entertain me. I can’t say I have a real affinity for the game itself. I really don’t care much about Poker in itself, but watching these people play a game where each hand means so much and all the emotion that produces is wildly entertaining. As I write this I’m watching the 2009 WSP and Phil Hellmuth ( the poker brat ) is being featured. No surprise he just had a poker brat blow up. This guy just an ahole that it is amusing to watch. He is famously quoted as saying “well if it wasn’t for luck I would win everytime”. His poker outbursts are legendary in the poker world. I’ll end with a montage of some of his hissy fits.

Now that’s entertainment

Now that’s funny right there i don’t care who you are

err0r — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 09:05:36 +0000

Between Two Ferns: w/Guest Bradley Cooper

err0r — Tue, 26 May 2009 15:50:40 +0000

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

SouthPark: World of Warcraft (epic)

err0r — Thu, 07 May 2009 03:39:19 +0000

Manbabies

err0r — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 11:08:12 +0000

hahahahaha

Everyday Normal Guy

err0r — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 03:58:06 +0000

Everyday Normal Guy Diss

T.I.- Whatever You Like SPOOF! (OBAMA- Whatever I Like)

err0r — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:52:18 +0000

Two SNL classics with Justin Timberlake

err0r — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:05:54 +0000

A bit old but still very funny

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F@#& Planet Earth

err0r — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 11:41:37 +0000

Try not to laff i dare ya.

warning for language

The party is over!

err0r — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:31:50 +0000

The presidential race is finally over. I won’t go into what i think about it atm. Now I just wanted to write a little about sarah palin. It was very refreshing to see someone like palin running. While I do not believe she really has what it takes to be the president of the United States at this time i loved her honesty and approach to the whole presidential race. It was nice to see that not only did she have a good sense of humor about it all, she joined in with the fun. The following SNL clip is epic!!!!!

Amy Poehler’s Sarah Palin Rap Lyrics

one two three

my name is sarah
palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

how’s it go eskimo
eskimos
tell me what you know eskimo
eskimos
how you feel eskimo
ice cold
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo
super cold

i’m jeremiah wright
cause tonight i’m the preacha
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacha
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill

my country tis a
thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such

all the mavericks
in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

when i say ‘obama’
you say ‘ayers’
obama. ayers. obama. ayers.
i built me a bridge – it ain’t goin’ nowhere.
[ohhh]

mccain, palin,
gonna put the nail in the coffin
of the media elite
she likes red meat
shoot a mull humpin moose, eight days of the week

[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]

yo palin, i’m out!