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Discussion of chicken as life in chatsusa.

err0r: i have determined that all life derives from the chicken
Maria : lol
err0r: 85% of all animals taste similar to chicken
Maria : lol
Maria : kangaroo dont
Maria :
_ayth_ : yeah but what came first the chicken or the egg
err0r: the chicken
Maria : together :P
err0r: on the first day god created the chicken and he saw that it tasted good and was pleased
_ayth_ : lmao
Maria : lol
Maria : what about humans
err0r: now how could any god have an animal that tasted so good but no one to enjoy it and marvel at his creation
err0r: so mankind was created
Josh : bbs
err0r: and we couldn’t have just one group of people
err0r: we needed many
err0r: all to cook chicken in different ways
err0r: so the secret to life is chicken
err0r: but don’t tell
Maria : lol
_ayth_ : pmsl
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err0r: see first came man
Maria :
Maria : then err0r
Maria :
err0r: but man would just eat the chicken raw.. he had no class
err0r: so the woman was created to make the man understand the quality of chicken and all it’s splender
deadmonkey goes back to her corner
err0r thinks monkey is jealous of the chicken
_ayth_ : minks no error telling us a story
err0r: in the chicken we can find everything we need to know of life
Maria : lol
err0r: we should make the most out of every aspect of life
err0r: just like mcdonalds makes the most out of every aspect of the chicken
_ayth_ will look at her chooks in a new light now:D
err0r: you have to enjoy the good ( white meat ) along with the bad ( dark meat ) whole ying/yang
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err0r: i see monkey is afraid to embrace the chicken
err0r: it’s ok some are not ready for it
err0r: see the chicken is the only animal loved by all people yet worshipped by none
err0r: no one considers chicken a divine creature because they know the chicken is only what a chicken is meant to be
err0r: i’m surprised more people haven’t caught on to this
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picker : let’s see…if we put it to music, maybe we could get us a pop hit
Maria : lol poor err0r on dialup
err0r: see what i mean
picker : wb chicken lover
err0r: the government doesn’t want the secret of the chicken to get out
picker : the govt certainly does
err0r: that’s why there are such strict rules governing the processing of chickens
picker : the secret now is they are carriers of bird flu
err0r: what the chicken giveth the chicken can also taketh
picker : probably will have to slaughter all the chickens in the world to prevent humanity
from dying out
_ayth_ : nooooooooooooooo
_ayth_ : my poor babies
err0r: well if you had followed my statements the chicken was the first so it would stand to reason it would be the last
picker : you are safe south of the quator on your island, ayth
err0r: gods tool of life shall be his tool of death
picker : just need an import restriction on anything with feathers
err0r: see how that all fit nicely in a box with a pretty ribbon on it